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Whenever I’m eating rice I put half as much as I want in the bowl first, then put a fuckton of hot sauce in one spot, and then load up the rest of my rice. I only stir it around a little bit. As I’m eating, I’m lulled into a false sense of security by the casual bland taste and then allofasudden SUPRISE MOTHER FUCKER YOUR MOUTH IS LAVA.

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THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING.

I just reblogged this with the command, shit

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Friends appreciating friends.

I love bobby.

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even the princesses fangirl over peter
except aurora 
that bitch be faithful

look at phillip though

can you blame her?

Goddamn.Phillip could get the business.

So I went to Disney about a month ago and i got to meet aurora. she asked me and my mom if there were any “princes’” with us today. When I told her that I leaned more toward princesses she looked over at Cinderella sighed and replied with “yeah me too” and I think about that a lot.

8isexual8itch:

datunofficialdisneyprincess:

theincredibleelastigirl:

the-man-and-the-mouse:

even the princesses fangirl over peter

except aurora 

that bitch be faithful

look at phillip though

can you blame her?

Goddamn.
Phillip could get the business.

So I went to Disney about a month ago and i got to meet aurora. she asked me and my mom if there were any “princes’” with us today. When I told her that I leaned more toward princesses she looked over at Cinderella sighed and replied with “yeah me too” and I think about that a lot.

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Every now and then I remember I’m part of this elite group of people called the human race where we were all the first of our dad’s sperm to make it to our mom’s egg, and it just blows my mind that we all started our lives by winning a swimming competition.

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